This unisex garment-dyed German Shepherd Sweatshirt perfectly captures the dramatic charm of your favorite four-legged drama queen (or king)! Featuring an irresistibly relatable graphic of a German Shepherd in full "why have you forsaken me?" mode—head flopped dramatically on the floor, eyes pleading, in that signature blend of canine melancholy and manipulation we all know too well. Whether they're protesting an empty food bowl, begging for your dinner, or simply practicing their Oscar-worthy lounging skills, this design celebrates your shepherd's most theatrical (and heart-melting) moments.
Crafted for supreme comfort with a side of humor, the sweatshirt is made from a soft 80% ring-spun cotton and 20% polyester blend, offering just the right balance of breathability and durability. The medium-heavy 9.5 oz/yd² fabric provides cozy warmth without bulk, while the 1x1 ribbed collar, cuffs, and hem ensure a snug, flattering fit that holds its shape—even after surviving the laundry cycle post-dog-park adventures. Reinforced with necktape for extra durability, it’s built to withstand endless wear (and endless dog hair).
The garment-dyed finish gives it a vintage, lived-in look, making it your go-to for laid-back style—whether you're running errands, working from home (with your "starving" pup as your supervisor), or just lounging in solidarity with your dramatic best friend. Because every German Shepherd owner knows: The bigger the dog, the bigger the pout... and the harder it is to resist. Pair it with jeans, leggings, or pajama pants for maximum cozy appeal. Warning: May cause spontaneous treat-giving and excessive belly rubs.
Product features
- 1x1 ribbed collar, cuffs, and hem for a snug fit
- Necktape for added comfort and durability
- Soft, luxurious fabric made of 80% cotton, 20% polyester
- Relaxed fit allows for easy layering
- OEKO-TEX certified dyes for environmentally friendly production
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
| |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Width, in |
21.00 |
23.00 |
25.00 |
26.50 |
28.00 |
29.50 |
| Length, in |
27.50 |
28.50 |
29.50 |
30.50 |
31.50 |
32.50 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in |
31.50 |
33.50 |
35.25 |
36.75 |
38.25 |
39.25 |
| Size tolerance, in |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Comfort Colors® 1566, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
